1630 Dutch settlers purchase the area of Hoboken from the Lenni Lenape Indians.
1642 Hoboken becomes the site of the first brewery in America.
1826 Colonel John Stevens demostrates the first steam locomotive.
1846 First recorded Baseball game in the Elysian Fields, Hoboken.
1850s Many German immigrants settle Hoboken. Beer is brewed in great quantities.
1907 Erie Lackawanna Train Terminal is constructed in Hoboken
1913 Norm Philbert is born
1915 Francis Albert Sinatra aka Ol' Blue Eyes is born in Hoboken.
1921 Elvis Pyle is born
1928 Birth of Billy Martin
1931 Walt Dinsdale is born
George Steinbrenner is born
1936 Sinatra begins his singing career with the Hoboken Four
1938 Birth of Marilyn Montague
1957 Birth of Bruce Quarnsboggle
1982 Mario Calaveti is born
1989 12-25: Billy Martin is interred
1996 5-31: Marilyn Montague is interred
1997 11-17: Norm Phi is interred in the Omaha corpus vault
1998 5-11: Elvis Pyle is interred
Latter years A nuclear meltdown is prevented in Pennsylvania
2000-2050 Salsa Wars between the food processing conglomerates. One of them bio-engineers a particularly fiety jalapeno pepper attempting to create the spiciest salsa on the market. The large crop was never used.
2002 4-16: George Steinbrenner is interred
2004 2-21: Walt Dinsdale is interred
2012 The Stevens Institute of Technology administration building becomes a repository of local history exhibits known as the Museum of Hoboken History.
2013 7-1: Mario Calaveti is interred
2017 Budweiser beer is banned after it was discovered that it suppressed the brain's normal inhibition against littering
2018 6-6: Bruce Quarnsboggle is interred.
2026 French-Canadian separatist revolution
2030-2050 Last automobiles ever manufactured, including the Hyundai Snail.
2038 The Superhero League of Hoboken purchases a dome from L. L. Bean's Impregnable Bubbledome division which closes soon after.
-115/110 national postal system stops operating
-100 Marines cease to exist
-80 Last horse race
-18 Birth of Donna McManure, daughter of Jonas McManure and Delilah McManure.
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